nintendoggy:

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class

D is passing in my college

Because you know

Ds make degrees

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konvalija:

do you ever get overwhelmed with how much you’re supposed to do but most of all with how much you don’t care about this 

and then spend more time contemplating your attitude than actually doing something

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dutchster:

deluxetoaster:

sonsofsauron:

deluxetoaster:

where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from

From inside ourselves.

fcugn no first of alll;, you do not come into my house with your bullshit skeleton puns do u wanna fucking fite I could take like 5 shitty skeltons don’t test me

wow that really got under your skin, how do you not find skeleton puns humerus

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fascial:

i wonder how long it’ll take for you to realize i exist 

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lets stop calling middle aged people that are sexist and racist “traditional”

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dangruchy:

if it is ur birthday happy birthday and if it isnt happy existing day

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Fiberrrrrrrr…

The guy eating you out of house and home
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imaginethedarkerside:

dunflower:

u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

No one will understand how much this just broke my heart.

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